Somebody whose music always seems never to end, even though the fat lady is singing all the time. |
Later composers mostly hated the nicknames given their works, but it is likely that few would have as good a case as Frédéric Chopin with his Waltz in D flat Major, Opus 64, No. 1, known around the English-speaking world as The Minute Waltz.
From a sampling of recordings, it
appears that the usual playing time is between one and a half and two minutes,
and those who try to play it in less are usually dismissed as “musical
gymnasts”. Artur Rubinstein recorded it at 1:48 and Vladimir Ashkenazy at 1:49,
and times up to two minutes are not unknown.
Legend has it that Chopin was inspired
by the sight of a small dog chasing its tail, and that he called it by the
French title Valse Minute, meaning
the little or tiny waltz, so time was not involved. All the same, many
performers have managed to get through the work in less than a minute: probably
the fastest ever was Liberace, who could complete the work in just 37 seconds,
and often did.
Sergei Rachmaninoff made an arrangement
of Flight of the Bumblebee and cut an
Ampico piano roll that lasts a fraction over a minute. While Ampico rolls are
open to doctoring, accordionist Alexander Dmitriev has been filmed playing this
work on a bayan (Russian chromatic accordion) in just over 65 seconds by my
timing. Accordionist Liam O’Connor, acclaimed by the Guinness Book of Records
for achieving 11.64 notes per second could probably do better.
Gabriel Fauré was once asked how fast
one of his songs should be sung. He suggested that if the singer was notably
deficient of talent, it should be sung very fast indeed.
Then there is slow music.
Few pieces of musical composition can have
an accurate time attached to them. John Cage created 4’ 33”, a piece of absolute silence which lasts exactly that long.
Most classical music station engineers loathe it, because networks typically
have a system that plays standby music after the transmitter has been silent
for 90 seconds, and the very nature of Cage’s work ensures that this fallback
is triggered at least once (and often twice) in a playing.
By an odd chance, Cage brought fame to
perhaps the longest piece of music ever conceived. Erik Satie produced Vexations, his marathon piece on a
single sheet in 1893, and Cage arranged for the first complete performance in 1949.
There is a catch: while the music can be written on a single sheet, the theme
is to be played 840 times, “very slowly”.
Another piece of French music, from
Poulenc’s Dialogues of the Carmelites,
only seems excruciatingly slow. A
chorus of nuns sing Salve Regina as
they file off-stage to their deaths, with the interpolation, every so often, of
the swoosh of a guillotine blade falling. Each time the sound is heard, one of
the performers stops singing. To listeners, the chorus seems to go on for
hours.
The guillotine, on the other hand, is
very fast. It takes less than one second for the 40 kg blade to drop 4.3
metres, by which time it is travelling at just over 9 m/s, 33 km/hr, 20 mph,
severing the neck in 2/100 of a second. Death may take a few seconds, then all
is silence.
Some pianists may be tempted, after
attempting to play Vexations as a
solo work, to wish they had lost at least their fingers to Madame la
Guillotine.
At least they would still be able to play 4’ 33”.
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